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Quotes of the Unknown (As of December 25, 2006)

Who spoke these words of wisdom may be unknown, but their words will not be forgotten. Let them not be spoken in vain.
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And wouldn't you rather shoot a game of pool with a guy smoking a joint than a guy drinking whiskey and beer? Someone smoking a joint doesn't all of a sudden rear back and stab his partner in the eye socket with the cue stick, okay. He's too busy laughing at the balls.

"I don't know, i'm just a kid" "If it were up to me, i'd cut your face.. then you'd never work your corner again"

"Oh God. It's everywhere. It's in my raccoon wounds!"

From girl's point of view: "Cal Poly: Where the odds are good, but the goods are odd"

"I bet she'll still be cool even after I'm sober" -symphony member

"Touch the Magic!"-- advertisement in San Fran....

"That's riCOCKulous!" (get it!? riDICulous, but with cock instead of dic!)-- Tim

"Even Ben wouldn't eat that"

"The brownies are too hard to eat, so you should soak them in water then re-bake them and they'll be ok"

I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.