Sing a song by Nick Pence:
The faucet's running dry;
A couple dozen harsh words
Turn off the light.
When the lights were glowing,
My power bill took wing.
Can't we find a cheaper house
To spend our summer fling?
The landlord in his business home
Racking up our bills
His wife went to the dining room
To OD with her pills
The maid was in the garden,
Brushing out the mink furs
Along there came a brother
And hit her with a blackbird
Nick Pence